Dear Palmolive,
I found a bottle of your dishwashing soap the other day. Though it wasn't expired, it definitely gave me plenty of watery poo. I've discovered that mixing it with hot chocolate or cappuccinos does not give it the type of extra foam I was looking for. I do hope that you take this letter seriously, and take my advice that you further experiment and research methods to make your soap less aggravating to the bladder. I'm not too sure if it was the cappuccino or the hot chocolate, but I'm sure the soap played a big factor in the gigantous variety of my poo in one sitting. From pebbles of poo to liquid poo to solid gourds of poo filled with air. As much as I have enjoyed your product, I was disappointed to discover that I was unable to make fart bubbles. The only advantage I have found to your product is probably the knowing fact that my brown starfish feels squeaky clean. Keep up the good work and if possible, try to make gooder work. Thank you.
Signed,
Jamal Pirruth
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