Surfing Day '08

Surf's up!

Dear Mrs. Fields,

I am very disappointed in your individual cookie product. I found one of your expired, yet unopened chocolate chip cookies in the dumpster, and found it to be very delicious. It was a soft batch cookie, and I most definitely prefer those over crunchy ones because crunchy ones aren't usually soft. After eating your cookie, no more than 8 minutes later, I was running to the bathroom with the shits. Even after I was finished, wiped, and cleaned, I dropped more liquid poo before I even pulled my pants up. I will never eat one of your expired cookies again. I hope you will conduct research to fix this problem because until I hear of such research, consider me an anti-Mrs. Field's expired cookie eater. Thank you for your time and have a nice day.

Signed,
Jamal Pirruth

Dude!