Makes you think...
Have you ever wondered how the Earth suddenly changed from flat to round? Well, after conducting extensive research at the local aquarium, I am now able to provide a full, descriptive explanation as to how things got the way they are today.
Elderly scholars whom had already grown old and dementedly senile decided to have an opposite day, which led to the Earth changing from flat to round. At the end of the day, they said, "Let's never again have an opposite day!" And since it was opposite day, every day became opposite day. Eventually, dinosaurs died off after building the pyramids and carving Easter Island rock heads and shit, and everyone just adopted the Earth being round as fact.
It is to my belief that the Earth is flat because how else could I stand in one spot and not lose my balance. Have you ever tried to stand on a round object while eating a bagel? Well, I have. And the bagel fell cream cheese down.
And that is how fish learned to fly.
Have you ever seen a fly fish? Well, I have. It gave me a boner.
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