Lucky me...
Since 13 happens to be my lucky number, I decided to not show for work in fear that I would lose my job and/or possibly worse, like getting attacked by crack-driven squirrels. Since I stayed indoors the whole day, I did not get attacked by squirrels, but I did receive a phone call from my job telling me that I was fired for not showing up on my 3rd day of work. (Screw that company and their IT guys!) I did, however, get a call from another job I applied to last week, telling me that they'd like me to start come Monday. I'm a little nervous to start the position being that I applied with a fake resume claiming that I am an expert and master at wood carving. It wasn't completely a lie, since I did spend 5 1/2 months sharpening pencils with a pear knife out of pure boredom until the company went bankrupt. Oh, well. Hopefully, they won't expect too much out of me. I am very thankful for Wikipedia for enabling me to prepare for my job by providing the proper terminologies, so when I show up to work, I'll only look like a complete asshole and not sound like one, though I've been known to make crazy fart noises out of my mouth every now and then.
Wish me luck as I venture into the new world of wood carvetry, and may you one day see my fantastical wooden sculptures of pieces of wood and shit.
Get lucky!
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