04.21.08

I finally got my very first camera and am very anxious to share my pictures with you. Through here, you will be able to see the start and evolution of a photographer specialist deluxe super sized. My camera only seems to be able to take black and white photos. I'm sure there's a way to change the settings, but I'm way too smart to read the construction manual. Besides, I ordered it from some online off-site warehouse in Japan, and all the constructions are in Japanese. And to make things worse, I can't figure out how to send it into the Google translator. Anyway. Here is the very first photo I've snapshotted. It's a picture of me using my cell phone, talking to the Verizon operator to express the joy within about purchasing and using my first camera. I told her to smile in the picture, but technology isn't that advanced.


Off topic, my freaking boss is a moron. He writes out these newsletters for all of us lesser people to read, discussing the latest news, benefits, and gossip about where this company may be heading. Before handing out the newsletters, he gave a brief summary of what is in the newsletters. He totally ruined the ending for me. What's the point of handing out readings if you're just going to spoil it for everyone. It's like making a hit movie about sex, drugs, and explosions and telling people it's about Mormons. But this isn't why my boss is an idiot. He's an idiot because if he wanted people to read it, he would've e-mailed it to his employees like the rest of the world. Everyone knows that paper is obsolete and that it kills Earth. He needs to jump on this bandwagon of technology before he gets left behind and gets mistaken for a real individual.

I'd complain some more, but I have to go buy stamps so I can send out my renewal for my nudie magazine subscriptions.

Enjoy life. Eat hard. Drink heavy. Indulge.