04.18.08

I hate gossip.

The latest office talk, at least from what I've been eavesdropping on, is that pregnant he-she on Oprah. I don't get what the big deal is. If this man still has ovaries, he's still a female. Apparently, the reason this is the latest talk is because some college kid just got hired as an intern. Though he is very ashamed of himself, he is a really smart person with a good rap sheet. It may sound completely out of the ordinary, but this kid had some seriously bad luck. According to his story, after he had graduated college, which I'm guessing wasn't too far back into the past, he took a vacation to Mexico. After months of hard partying and sinful endeavors, he woke up one day on the street with a pair of tits. That's right. As hard as it is to believe, the new intern got tits and he's a man. It looks real funny, but I must admit, he's carrying a great set on him. He said he wants to get rid of them, but hasn't made enough money to get the operation, so for the mean time, we are all laughing at him behind his back and to his face. We, here at the office, have been trying to get him to flash us, but for some reason, he's being a little bitch about it. I'm not too sure what this guy did to get a great set of tits, but his story sure beats the hell out of the pregnant man story.

I've heard of chicks with dicks, but never dudes with boobs until today.