Such tomfoolery!!!
Sometimes I can feel myself getting dumber and dumber. The more my brain remains uncontested and unchallenged by the simplicities of life, the more I gets stupid. And I ain't talking about stupid-fresh or stupid-dope. I'm talking stupid-not fresh or dope. Sometimes I don't think I can survive in this world, but being that I'm still directly connected to the internet, I must be doing something right. Otherwise, I'd be out somewhere on a 14.4kbps connection. I remember when my modem was only 2400 bps, and pictures of playboy centerfolds took half an hour or longer to download. And that was just for one. Things like this are reasons why I thank the people for letting me be born a genius. It's a shame that, me attaining the highest geniosity level ever, I can only get dummer from here on out.
I've been working on my greatest project in the world since I was born, and once I complete it, I will have my arch-nemesists crawling on their knees to do my bidding. I'm going to invent some scientifical shit and discover the element soon to be known as The Thirteenth Element. I'll make sure that there are thirteen circular balls spinning around the globular central unit, and I'll win super deluxe prizes for it. I'll be like the next Ein Stein, only you won't be able to win my money, but I'll still wear cool suits with some neat skating shoes to make sure I get to work on time. Either way, some people may see my masterminded plan as evil or deviously...devious. When my" greatest project in the world since I was born" successes, I will only laugh at the weak attempts of those trying to beat my high score in Tetris. Be warned now.
Muwahahahahaha!!!
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