Kids these days...
A close relative of mine calls me up to hang out. He was talking all this jive about getting drunk and partying and shit. As soon as I arrive to hang out, this fool asks me to take him to the grocery store so he could do his food shopping. So, I drive two-and-a-half blocks down and drop his lazy ass off. After waiting close to 30 minutes, he finally gets back with his two paper bags filled with milk, cereal, cigarettes, and whatever the hell else he needs to survive. We get back to this fool's house, and he asks me to do him a favor. "Can you babysit Bruce while I go run down to the liquor store real quick?" Bruce is my six year old nephew, and since I hadn't seen the young gun in quite a while, I accepted his offer.
This little kid was one of the most whiniest kids I've met in a long time. Five years ago, he didn't even cry this much. Little thug complained about being bored and wanted to play Wii, but I'm not much of a Wii'er. Declining his offer, he complained about being bored again and decided that I can choose the game. It's been a while since I picked the game to play, and it was a shame that this kid didn't have any Ninja Turtle s or G.I.Joe's. He didn't have any Transformers. Little man didn't even have any Legos. All he had and all he wanted to play was the Nintendo Wii. I would've been down, especially since the controller looks almost the same, only a little slimmer, but this fool didn't have Mike Tyson's Punch-Out, Arkanoid, Dr. Mario, Super Off-Road, or Anticipation. I tried to school him on what the hot shit is, but he just started to call me wack. Saying shit like, "Man, that shit is played out!" and "That was so last year, old man!" A few disses later and he was staring into the corner, while I flipped through the channels of his new TV.
He want to play Wii
but then he tried to play me
We did not play Wii
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