I had a dream...
...that I was walking in a dark cave. I kept feeling something small hitting me from all angles. It felt like small pebbles being thrown in my direction. There was barely any light, so I was unable to see where this bombardment was coming from. For some reason, I got a huge boner. Actually, I'm not especially talented, so it wasn't huge at all, but it was a boner nonetheless. After walking around aimlessly in circles, with my hands up to feel my way around, my fingertips came into contact with a string. The moment I pulled that string, a light from an unknown origin shined down, only to reveal that I was surrounded by women in bikinis each holding their own jar of sweet gherkins, throwing them at me, one by one. And in a flash, my cell phone/alarm clock told me I was going to be three minutes late for work. And three minutes late I was.
After extensive research at the local library to discover the true meaning of it all, I have discovered that I am in dire need of a power tools. If I were to have a power tools with me, I could visit the local beach and ask women in bikinis to operate each piece of heavy machinery, while I take pictures to share with the world on the eighth wonder of the world that they call the internet.
Until then, this will have to do.
From the dream me version back to the dreamy virgin.
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