Ballin'!!!
During my daily treasure hunt for change on the highways, I hit the jackpot and found two dollar coins and a half-dollar. Just call me the modern day "National Treasure." I feel like I got three 7's on the slot machine in the indian reservation casino. I'm going to stay optimistical and believe that things can only be moving on the up. In due time, I should be finding diamonds and salt water pearls covered in pure golden nuggets with 2-dollar bills attached. By then, I should be able to afford a Snickers bar.
The funniest shit happened today. I was talking to this guy, and all he kept complaining about was not having a girlfriend and not having a job. Now I'm no gay, but this guy was definitely looking spectacularly stud-like, with a twinkle in his eye that would make anyone melt. Aside from the piece of snot hanging close to the rim of his nose, he was definitely sexy material. It got me thinking. How did this awesomely good looking guy end up on the streets in a similar situation like my own?! He definitely looked like top model material. After talking with him for close to an hour, I got bored of him and walked away from my reflection. I just hope our lives will cross path once again. In case I wasn't too clear, the funny shit was the booger he had hanging from his nose. I don't know why, but that stuff makes me chuckle within.
I also saw a couple transvestites walking around. Maybe they were just cross dressers, or really manly looking women. Either way, I figured out a way to make money. I'm going to invent high heels for men, each one equipped with footballs, beer, guns, and boobies. This way, men can wear high heels and not feel so womanly. It's going to be the shit. I might have to include a car tool set or some shit like that. Patent office, here I approach.
If a man gets operations to become a woman. Would sex with that person still be gay sex?
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