I called out of work yesterday.
That's right. I played hockey. I was expecting some balloons and get well cards from my co-workers today, but I guess using diarrhea as an excuse doesn't qualify for receiving such gifts. Either way, I still have to figure out how to get through the following 2 weeks with the $30 pay cut from missing 7 hours of work. They say the average American is getting paid somewhere around $17.00/hr. If that's the case, then someone out there must be collecting a really fat check containing money that should be helping to average my points.
And to make things even worse, with the little money I have, I invested a small portion of my pockets into a pyramid scheme that I know nothing about. I'll probably never see that money again, but I'll stay positive and convince myself that the dividends will be made towards my favor. It's almost like the lottery, only the information and statistics of each number plays a very small part in the vast amount of knowledge of the superior intellect I possess. It's tough being a genius. But it's also tough being dumb. At the same time, enjoying the best of both of those worlds kicks ass for me.
Keep it real.
If you are what you eat, then I must be eating a lot of 'special' because that's what people keep calling me.
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