05.08.09

Somehow, I dated my last post as April Fool's Day. Of course the stupid 4 key has to be right next to the even stupider 5 key. This keyboard is very lucky that it's the only one I have, otherwise, I'd totally wipe my ass with it.

On another note...

I've discovered that googling "Prickly Moses" and clicking on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button will produce none other than a website about beer. Because of this, I will be adding updates and reviews complaining about the beers that I am not drinking and how they're getting me drunk.

Beer #1.
Madhouse Stallion

I'm not sure if this beer is the bomb, or if it even exists, but if it did, I'd probably be throwing up all over my chest wondering why my haireolas aren't hairy. One cup of this beer felt like soft clouds of air pillows stuffing my tummy until flatulation. This beer deserves three stars out of eight, just barely making the list of top ten beers that don't exist, but if they did exist, I'd definitely be getting drunk after one and a half pints. If ever you should encounter this beer, please contact me so that I can take this off of the list I just made up. Thank you.

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