It's the last saturday of the month.
And you know what that means......
TOMORROW'S SUNDAY!
5.30.2009
5.29.2009
05.29.2009
Dear Diary,
I hate you stupid fuck dick shit dog ass eater. Didn't get a call from any of the fifty jobs of which I have applied within the past three weeks, so big fuck you dog fuck eat lick her in the anus touching balls! Thank you.
Signed,
Prickly Moses
I hate you stupid fuck dick shit dog ass eater. Didn't get a call from any of the fifty jobs of which I have applied within the past three weeks, so big fuck you dog fuck eat lick her in the anus touching balls! Thank you.
Signed,
Prickly Moses
5.20.2009
05.20.2009
I am currently offering my services as a Full-time Boobie Identifier.
Guaranteed to let you know whether a particular thingamawhodad is a boobie or not.
Sources might say that my hands are inexperienced, but I ensure you all that my hands have seen much boobie touching via the internet, and everyone knows that the internet transforms amateurs into pros if you absorb enough information.
Employers can contact me through pricklymoses.blogspot.com.
I need a job whether it's hand or blow because I'm tired of watching strippers dance at shows. It's all the same. A cocktease and a nude show. Either way, I'm going home with blue balls.
Guaranteed to let you know whether a particular thingamawhodad is a boobie or not.
Sources might say that my hands are inexperienced, but I ensure you all that my hands have seen much boobie touching via the internet, and everyone knows that the internet transforms amateurs into pros if you absorb enough information.
Employers can contact me through pricklymoses.blogspot.com.
I need a job whether it's hand or blow because I'm tired of watching strippers dance at shows. It's all the same. A cocktease and a nude show. Either way, I'm going home with blue balls.
5.14.2009
05.14.2009
Even though I wasn't in school, the school semester is finally over, which means it's time for me to make a summer resolution. Having said that, my summer goals are to find another second job and learn myself how to engage in the latest, modern dance moves to appeal to the community of hipness and such.
For starters, I am giving myself lessons on how to Roger Rabbit with the best of them. Watch out, Best Dance Crew TV Show, because I'm going to tear that linoleum up.
I have got to get me one of these...
These too...
For starters, I am giving myself lessons on how to Roger Rabbit with the best of them. Watch out, Best Dance Crew TV Show, because I'm going to tear that linoleum up.
I have got to get me one of these...
These too...
5.10.2009
05.11.2009
This shit just brightened my day...
...especially at the 1:17 mark.
Alonzo Bodden cracks me up.
...especially at the 1:17 mark.
Alonzo Bodden cracks me up.
5.09.2009
05.09.2009
Beer #2
Green Lakes Ale
This beer has just made it as number 2 beer on the list. What it is that I'm listing has yet to be determined, but that's the kind of shit that happens when pretending to be drunk. After careful analysis of this beer, I have come to the conclusion that the taste of pocket lint far surpasses that of this beer. However, it does strongly compliment the taste of Eskimo burgers with extra mustard, but my one question is, "Where in the hell do you find Eskimo burgers?"
If YOU have any information as to its whereabouts, let another know.
*Editor's Note*
Holy snotballs...
Green Lakes Ale is real?! I really thought I just made it up.
On that note, this beer might be good and it might be bad. All I know is that you are all entitled to your wrong opinion.
Green Lakes Ale
This beer has just made it as number 2 beer on the list. What it is that I'm listing has yet to be determined, but that's the kind of shit that happens when pretending to be drunk. After careful analysis of this beer, I have come to the conclusion that the taste of pocket lint far surpasses that of this beer. However, it does strongly compliment the taste of Eskimo burgers with extra mustard, but my one question is, "Where in the hell do you find Eskimo burgers?"
If YOU have any information as to its whereabouts, let another know.
*Editor's Note*
Holy snotballs...
Green Lakes Ale is real?! I really thought I just made it up.
On that note, this beer might be good and it might be bad. All I know is that you are all entitled to your wrong opinion.
5.08.2009
05.08.09
Somehow, I dated my last post as April Fool's Day. Of course the stupid 4 key has to be right next to the even stupider 5 key. This keyboard is very lucky that it's the only one I have, otherwise, I'd totally wipe my ass with it.
On another note...
I've discovered that googling "Prickly Moses" and clicking on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button will produce none other than a website about beer. Because of this, I will be adding updates and reviews complaining about the beers that I am not drinking and how they're getting me drunk.
Beer #1.
Madhouse Stallion
I'm not sure if this beer is the bomb, or if it even exists, but if it did, I'd probably be throwing up all over my chest wondering why my haireolas aren't hairy. One cup of this beer felt like soft clouds of air pillows stuffing my tummy until flatulation. This beer deserves three stars out of eight, just barely making the list of top ten beers that don't exist, but if they did exist, I'd definitely be getting drunk after one and a half pints. If ever you should encounter this beer, please contact me so that I can take this off of the list I just made up. Thank you.
And now for a commercial break brought to you by T-Wisdom...
On another note...
I've discovered that googling "Prickly Moses" and clicking on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button will produce none other than a website about beer. Because of this, I will be adding updates and reviews complaining about the beers that I am not drinking and how they're getting me drunk.
Beer #1.
Madhouse Stallion
I'm not sure if this beer is the bomb, or if it even exists, but if it did, I'd probably be throwing up all over my chest wondering why my haireolas aren't hairy. One cup of this beer felt like soft clouds of air pillows stuffing my tummy until flatulation. This beer deserves three stars out of eight, just barely making the list of top ten beers that don't exist, but if they did exist, I'd definitely be getting drunk after one and a half pints. If ever you should encounter this beer, please contact me so that I can take this off of the list I just made up. Thank you.
And now for a commercial break brought to you by T-Wisdom...
5.01.2009
04.01.09
Due to a lack of new things to complain about, Customer Service Complaints has officially been renamed to Prickly Moses. Please note that complaints will still be filed by the author.
While we wait for the transition of things, gather your children and partake in these lovely commercial breaks...
I need a translator for this one...
this is what the world will look like in 6 years...
Michaelangelo must be the Tommy Toker of the group...
and this sir, is the funny remix...
and last but not least, my most favoritest commercial as a kid...
While we wait for the transition of things, gather your children and partake in these lovely commercial breaks...
I need a translator for this one...
this is what the world will look like in 6 years...
Michaelangelo must be the Tommy Toker of the group...
and this sir, is the funny remix...
and last but not least, my most favoritest commercial as a kid...
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