4.28.2009

04.28.09

I have finally reached the end of the internet. It took me a little less than 20 years, but I have finally found it. I can finally go about my life and find that girlfriend I've always read about people having on the adult websites. If it wasn't for the internet, I'd have never learned how to talk to a woman. Who would've thought that all you needed was a sausage pizza delivered to her doorstep? If it wasn't for the internet, I never would've known how to survive a zombie attack.

Because of the internet, I haven't gotten any action. I must not be utilizing my resources correctly.

Looks like I missed the whole middle of the internet. Oh well. Back to exploring.

This game should keep you busy, as it has kept me busy for a good part of my day.

Enjoy.

Peace, Love, and Boredom.

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