04.28.09

I have finally reached the end of the internet. It took me a little less than 20 years, but I have finally found it. I can finally go about my life and find that girlfriend I've always read about people having on the adult websites. If it wasn't for the internet, I'd have never learned how to talk to a woman. Who would've thought that all you needed was a sausage pizza delivered to her doorstep? If it wasn't for the internet, I never would've known how to survive a zombie attack.

Because of the internet, I haven't gotten any action. I must not be utilizing my resources correctly.

Looks like I missed the whole middle of the internet. Oh well. Back to exploring.

This game should keep you busy, as it has kept me busy for a good part of my day.

Enjoy.

Peace, Love, and Boredom.

Happy Birthday Rome!

After a short conversation with her talking about something I was paying very little attention to...

Her: Blah, blah, blah, etc.
Me: I'm actually heading this way. Do you need a ride?
Her: Well, I don't want you to go out of your way.
Me: It's all good. I can take you. You can ride in my Mercedes.
Her: Oooh. Well, I guess, if you really don't mind.
Me: Aaaight.

We walk to the parking lot and stand next to my Kia Spectra.

Her: (Looking around.) Where's your car?
Me: This is it.
Her: You said you had a Mercedes.
Me: Mercedes is the name of my car.
Her: Hahaha. Stupid.

She jumped in anyway and didn't give me any action, but at least I got a girl to sit in the passenger seat of my car. I wish I had a picture...

Bicycle Day '09

According to the wikipedia.org, today is Bicycle Day.

In honor of today, I will be driving the car around aimlessly until I get bored enough to go home.

On another note...
I just got paid, and somehow, I have already exhausted 90% of it, with nothing to show for it. FML?