Co-Worker: "This is some good ass cheese! Try one!"
Me: "I've never tried it, but ass cheese doesn't sound too good to begin with."
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I'm not sure whether to report the guy, but my co-worker keeps coming in to work sneezing and coughing, complaining about a fever and shit, then says he has to stop by the mall and a bunch of other places. If he doesn't keep his fever and sickness at home, I'm going to start thinking he's some kind of terrorist.
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