Today, at work, after months of complaining, the boss lady got us a new water cooler for us to gossip around. While everyone was busy talking about everyone else, I drank the shit out of that water. Now, I feel sick and water-drunk. I think I might need to get my stomach pumped.
On anotha' note, here be some gospel gangsta' rap fo' yo' ass!
6.25.2009
6.17.2009
06.17.2009
I have recently gained interest in a newly created game called, Luncheons & Sandwiches.
I am currently a Level 1 Vegetarian Noob.
One more week and twenty-three more green beans might move me up a level.
Let's just hope my roll of the dice is twice as nice as my pizza slice and eggs with rice.
I have noticed that my poo has been smellier, which can only mean one thing:
The lack of meat in my diet has super-humanly enhanced my olfactory senses.
Whether I will be using this newly gained ability for the power of good or evil is still a mystery.
Stay tuned to find out what happens next.
In the mean time...
Watch this.
It's the letter A!
I am currently a Level 1 Vegetarian Noob.
One more week and twenty-three more green beans might move me up a level.
Let's just hope my roll of the dice is twice as nice as my pizza slice and eggs with rice.
I have noticed that my poo has been smellier, which can only mean one thing:
The lack of meat in my diet has super-humanly enhanced my olfactory senses.
Whether I will be using this newly gained ability for the power of good or evil is still a mystery.
Stay tuned to find out what happens next.
In the mean time...
Watch this.
It's the letter A!
6.03.2009
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