11.12.08

I'm going to grow my toenails horrendously long, and after two weeks of wearing the same pair of unwashed socks, I'm going to pay someone to pedicure them for me. I will take pictures for your viewing pleasure.

11.05.2008

I may be dumb.

There was all this talk everywhere I went, yesterday, about voting this and voting that. I thought to myself, "I've never seen so many people excited about voting for the All-Star game, especially this early in the basketball season." Then, I found out there's some new guy elected as the president. Don't know what all the fuss is about, but I'm really glad that this person has been elected because I overheard the water cooler talk at work and apparently, tequila really does make her clothes fall off.

Jamal Pirruth for President 2012.
I'm Jamal Pirruth and I approve this message.